NEW Now free to play: every planet, all the way to Uranus!

Dreamed up by kids, built by a family

Charge up. Let it rip. Fart to Uranus.

Fart Me To The Moon is a silly, free, one-thumb launcher game for iPhone and iPad. Eat ridiculous food, charge the portaloo, and fart your way past the Moon, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn all the way to Uranus. Every planet is free. Optional rewarded ads give you double coins or a second wind. The PERKS pack ($0.99, one time) adds two extra characters, bonus foods and styles, and switches off between-run ads.

Dreamed up by two kids, built by their family.

Every Planet Free Some Ads? A Few! PERKS $0.99 One Thumb

Download on the App Store

How it works

Simple, silly, and surprisingly addictive

01

Pick your farter

Three free classes: Squeaker (slim and light), All-Rounder (balanced), or Beefy Blaster (heavy hitter). Floaty McFloat and The Brick come with PERKS, or try one for a run by watching an ad. Each plays totally differently.

02

Eat weird food

Twenty foods across six tiers — Starter Grub to Cosmic Cuisine — each tweaks your gas and launch power. Repeat one to stack its bonus, or mix it up for the Varied Diet boost.

03

Blast off from the portaloo

Hold to charge a growing fart cloud through five power zones — WEAK, OK, GOOD, PERFECT, TOO MUCH — then release to launch in a DBZ-style shockwave with the cat flying off the roof.

04

Fly, dodge, and grab power-ups

Tap to fart, save Mega Farts for emergencies, swipe between five lanes, and watch for the Golden Plunger if you run out of gas. Collect coins, chain near-misses, and manage your shield across the zones.

05

Upgrade, unlock critters, and retry

Spend coins across five upgrade tracks (Launch Power, Gas Tank, Boost Strength, Coin Magnet, Stink Shield) and level up a tethered critter companion. Earn 39 achievements, collect daily bonuses, sync progress through iCloud, and climb the global, country, and Moon Racers leaderboards.

Screenshots

A look at the new version

Choose Your Fuel — the Prepare For Launch screen with baked beans, boiled egg, fizzy pop, and cabbage surprise
Pick Your Class — choosing between All-Rounder, The Squeaker, and Beefy Blaster
Launch With Precision — a perfect launch out of the portaloo above the rooftops, scoring bonus coins
Power Every Fart — the Boost Lab listing Launch Power, Gas Tank, Boost, Stink Shield, and Coin Magnet upgrades
Upgrade Your Critter — the Boost Lab critters tab with the Earth Critter companion
Race Your Mates — the global leaderboard filled with silly auto-generated nicknames
Dodge Crazy Obstacles — flying through the Asteroid Belt on a swirling green gas cloud
Go Beyond The Moon — the planet list with Mars, the Asteroid Belt, Jupiter, Saturn, and Deep Space

New update

Every planet is now free!

Mars, the Asteroid Belt, Jupiter, Saturn, Deep Space and the Uranus finale are now free for everyone, along with planet replay, planet leaderboards, upgrade levels 11–15 and zone gear. Optional ads keep it that way: watch for double coins or a second wind when you run out of gas. The new PERKS pack ($0.99) adds Floaty McFloat, The Brick, bonus foods and styles, and removes between-run ads. Already bought Beyond the Moon? You keep everything, never see ads, and get a Founder badge.

Second Wind

Out of gas mid-flight? Watch a short ad for a second wind and keep farting upward. It is always your choice.

Double coins and free snacks

Watch an optional ad on the results screen to double a run’s coins, double your daily bonus, or grab a free snack.

Try a perk character

Curious about Floaty McFloat or The Brick? Watch an ad to take one out for a run, once a day.

The PERKS pack

$0.99, once: Floaty McFloat and The Brick, four bonus planet foods, the Rocket Royale loo and Cosmic Candy trail, automatic double coins, and no between-run ads.

Thank you, Founders

Bought Beyond the Moon before? You keep everything, never see ads, and get a Founder badge plus the Golden Throne loo.

Ads with good manners

Between-run ads are occasional and time-limited: never mid-flight, never right after a new record or a planet landing, never in your first launches, and never for PERKS owners. No banners.

Fair play

Free to fly. Your call on the extras.

Free to Uranus

All seven planets, every zone, upgrade levels 1–15, zone gear, planet replay and planet leaderboards are free. No premium currency, no pay-to-win, no timers.

Some ads? Yep, a few.

Ads help keep the beans cooking. Most are optional: watch one for double coins, a second wind or a free snack. Now and then a short ad sneaks in between runs. Never mid-flight, never right after a new record, and no banners. Pinky promise.

PERKS — $0.99, once

Floaty McFloat and The Brick, four bonus planet foods, exclusive styles, automatic double coins, and no between-run ads. Bought “Beyond the Moon” before? You’re a Founder: you keep everything, never see ads, and get a Founder badge plus the Golden Throne loo.

Anonymous leaderboard

Players compete with auto-generated silly nicknames. No messaging, no chat, no personal info. Find friends with a friend code; there’s no way to message anyone through the game.

Sneaky learning

154 real space facts pop up between runs: the Moon’s gravity, how far Mars is, what Saturn’s rings are made of. You’ll absorb it without noticing.

Availability

Free on iPhone and iPad

Fly the whole solar system for free. Optional ads keep the game free. The one-time PERKS pack ($0.99) removes between-run ads and adds extra characters, foods and styles. No subscriptions, no coin packs.

  • Price: Free, with optional ads (optional $0.99 PERKS pack removes between-run ads)
  • Platform: iPhone and iPad, iOS 17+
  • Controls: One-thumb, portrait mode
  • Run length: 30–90 seconds
  • Made by: Us — a tiny family team

Android version? We'd love to, but we're a tiny team and there are only so many hours between school, LEGO, dinner, and bedtime. iOS first — if enough people ask, Android gets bumped up the to-do list.