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Pick your farter
Three free classes: Squeaker (slim and light), All-Rounder (balanced), or Beefy Blaster (heavy hitter). Floaty McFloat and The Brick come with PERKS, or try one for a run by watching an ad. Each plays totally differently.
Dreamed up by kids, built by a family
Fart Me To The Moon is a silly, free, one-thumb launcher game for iPhone and iPad. Eat ridiculous food, charge the portaloo, and fart your way past the Moon, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn all the way to Uranus. Every planet is free. Optional rewarded ads give you double coins or a second wind. The PERKS pack ($0.99, one time) adds two extra characters, bonus foods and styles, and switches off between-run ads.
Dreamed up by two kids, built by their family.
How it works
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Three free classes: Squeaker (slim and light), All-Rounder (balanced), or Beefy Blaster (heavy hitter). Floaty McFloat and The Brick come with PERKS, or try one for a run by watching an ad. Each plays totally differently.
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Twenty foods across six tiers — Starter Grub to Cosmic Cuisine — each tweaks your gas and launch power. Repeat one to stack its bonus, or mix it up for the Varied Diet boost.
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Hold to charge a growing fart cloud through five power zones — WEAK, OK, GOOD, PERFECT, TOO MUCH — then release to launch in a DBZ-style shockwave with the cat flying off the roof.
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Tap to fart, save Mega Farts for emergencies, swipe between five lanes, and watch for the Golden Plunger if you run out of gas. Collect coins, chain near-misses, and manage your shield across the zones.
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Spend coins across five upgrade tracks (Launch Power, Gas Tank, Boost Strength, Coin Magnet, Stink Shield) and level up a tethered critter companion. Earn 39 achievements, collect daily bonuses, sync progress through iCloud, and climb the global, country, and Moon Racers leaderboards.
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New update
Mars, the Asteroid Belt, Jupiter, Saturn, Deep Space and the Uranus finale are now free for everyone, along with planet replay, planet leaderboards, upgrade levels 11–15 and zone gear. Optional ads keep it that way: watch for double coins or a second wind when you run out of gas. The new PERKS pack ($0.99) adds Floaty McFloat, The Brick, bonus foods and styles, and removes between-run ads. Already bought Beyond the Moon? You keep everything, never see ads, and get a Founder badge.
Out of gas mid-flight? Watch a short ad for a second wind and keep farting upward. It is always your choice.
Watch an optional ad on the results screen to double a run’s coins, double your daily bonus, or grab a free snack.
Curious about Floaty McFloat or The Brick? Watch an ad to take one out for a run, once a day.
$0.99, once: Floaty McFloat and The Brick, four bonus planet foods, the Rocket Royale loo and Cosmic Candy trail, automatic double coins, and no between-run ads.
Bought Beyond the Moon before? You keep everything, never see ads, and get a Founder badge plus the Golden Throne loo.
Between-run ads are occasional and time-limited: never mid-flight, never right after a new record or a planet landing, never in your first launches, and never for PERKS owners. No banners.
Fair play
All seven planets, every zone, upgrade levels 1–15, zone gear, planet replay and planet leaderboards are free. No premium currency, no pay-to-win, no timers.
Ads help keep the beans cooking. Most are optional: watch one for double coins, a second wind or a free snack. Now and then a short ad sneaks in between runs. Never mid-flight, never right after a new record, and no banners. Pinky promise.
Floaty McFloat and The Brick, four bonus planet foods, exclusive styles, automatic double coins, and no between-run ads. Bought “Beyond the Moon” before? You’re a Founder: you keep everything, never see ads, and get a Founder badge plus the Golden Throne loo.
Players compete with auto-generated silly nicknames. No messaging, no chat, no personal info. Find friends with a friend code; there’s no way to message anyone through the game.
154 real space facts pop up between runs: the Moon’s gravity, how far Mars is, what Saturn’s rings are made of. You’ll absorb it without noticing.
Availability
Fly the whole solar system for free. Optional ads keep the game free. The one-time PERKS pack ($0.99) removes between-run ads and adds extra characters, foods and styles. No subscriptions, no coin packs.
Android version? We'd love to, but we're a tiny team and there are only so many hours between school, LEGO, dinner, and bedtime. iOS first — if enough people ask, Android gets bumped up the to-do list.